I know, I know; This is where you should write a proper introduction. Problem is, though, I don't want to. I hate introductions, I hate to cram "everything" about me into four sentences that everyone will judge me from.
"Describe yourself in three words :)" "Well fuck no."
You can't tell what a person is like from three words. I'm no exception. However, I CAN tell you that I'm a 17-year old girl who's eaten Bitch cereals from the day she was born. In other words; if you're a 45-year old looking for the best way to take care of your cactus, don't read this journal.
But hey, y'know, there's a reason why this page community's called Livejournal; It's because people read journals here and not bios. So go read my journal.